What do you call a cow with no legs?
A ground beef.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a dog?
A hound beef.
What goes "ooo,ooo,ooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Why do cows where bells?
Because thier horns doesnt work.
What newspaper do cows read?
The daily moos.
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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