Daddy's computer password joke
While my next door neighbour, Ian, was tapping away on his home computer, his seven year old son, Nathan, sneaked up behind him.
Then Nathan turned and ran downstairs into the kitchen, bellowing to the rest of the family, 'I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!
"What is it? Mia", his elder sister asked gently but eagerly.
Proudly Nathan shouted, "It's asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk."
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