[Funny short story]Would you please try my soup

Man at restaurant: Excuse me waiter, could you come here?

Waiter: Is everything okay?

Man: Everything is fine, but would you please try my soup?

Waiter: I'm sorry, sir, we really can't do that.

Man: No I won't say anything, please try my soup.

Waiter: Well, is there something wrong with the soup?

Man: No, but will you please try the soup?!

Waiter: Okay, okay... Where's the spoon?

Man: Ah-hah.