Poor old John
John got home from his usual Sunday round of golf slightly later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole last nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
Previous: First golfing lesson