Joke collection 46

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One if at home, but on school time, four. Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: On the space shuttle, 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces. Q: How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one; but every time they see a lightbulb they have an irresistible urge to change it! Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore. Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it. Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. Q: How many Stanford researchers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house. Q: How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.