Question: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None. That's what research students are for.
Answer: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work.
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A light bulb jokes are jokes that ask how many people of a certain group are needed to change, replace, or screw in a light bulb. Generally, the punch line answer highlights a stereotype of the target group. There are numerous versions of the light bulb joke satirizing a wide range of cultures, beliefs and occupations.Copyright 2020, All Rights Reserved. Info: Help | Privacy policy
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