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Bassists screw in a light bulb

Question: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Five-one to do it and four to beat back all the guitarists who are trying to elbow him out of the spotlight.

Answer: None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand.

Answer: It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway.

Answer: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first.

A light bulb jokes are jokes that ask how many people of a certain group are needed to change, replace, or screw in a light bulb. Generally, the punch line answer highlights a stereotype of the target group. There are numerous versions of the light bulb joke satirizing a wide range of cultures, beliefs and occupations.

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