Drummers light bulb joke

Question: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

Answer: One, but only after asking "Why?"

Answer: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

Answer: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Answer: 10. One to change the lightbulb and the other 9 to dicuss how John Bonham would have done it !

Answer: One... Two, and a-one two three four