Psychiatrists lightbulb joke
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change.
Answer: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Answer: How long have you been having this phantasy?
Answer: How many do you think it takes?
Answer: One.
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