Three robbers joke for kids
There were three robbers. They had just roobed a bank and the police were following so they all climbed up a different tree. So the police went to the first tree and said "Who goes there?"
The first robber said, "Tweet tweet!" and the police thought he was a bird.
Then the police went to the second tree and said, "Who goes there?"
The robber said, "Whoo hoo!" and the police thought he was a owl.
Then they went to the next tree and said "Who goes there?" And the robber said¡ "Mooooooooooooooooooo!"