Rednecks driving rules

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has right of way.
Never tow another car using duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Do not remove the marlabro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to piss off.
When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking.