Dog food joke for kids

One day this man came from home very hungry. There was nothing to eat but one can in the cupboard that had no label on it. he said what the hell so he opened the can and started to eat it. When the man's wife came home, she saw him eating the can of food.

She said, "honey, do you know that is dog food?" He said, "No, but it is damn good go get some more." The man started eating the dog food everyday. The woman being afraid it would hurt him went to the doctor and asked the doctor if it would hurt him.

The doctor said there were no chemicals in it that would hurt him so she went home. Then she got to thinking and wanted to get second opinion so she went to the minister of the church she attended. The minister told her that the dog food would be the death of the man.. she tried to get her husband to stop eating the food.

About two months later the man died and the doctor the minister and the wife were talking. the doctor says i am sorry. I thought for sure the food wouldnt kill him. the minister said see I was right the food would kill him. she said no it wasn't the food he was in the driveway licking his nuts and I ran him over with the car.