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A vampire joke
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Marrow!

A skeleton joke
What did the old skeleton complain of?
Aching bones!

A vampire joke
What did Dracula say to his new apprentice?
We could do with some new blood around here!

A skeleton joke
What is a skeleton?
Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"!

A vampire joke
How does a vampire clean his house?
With a victim cleaner!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke
?
Ghoul blimey!