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A werewolf joke
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!

A skeleton joke
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!

A vampire joke
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!

A skeleton joke
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato!

A ghost joke
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings!

A cannibal joke
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me!