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A witch joke
What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it's breath!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!

A witch joke
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy...."!

A witch joke
What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

A witch joke
What do little witches like to play at school?
Bat's cradle!

A witch joke
What do witches eat for dinner?
Real toad in the hole!

A witch joke
Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed!