School collection 29

Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

I'm not going back to school ever again
Why ever not?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to Englishspell cat so I told her"

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!

Who was the biggest thief in history?
Atlas, he held up the whole world!