Silly baseball joke
Question: What do you call a pope at a baseball game?
Answer: The Holy Roman Umpire!
Question: What do they say to get popcorn baseball games started?
Answer: "Butter up!"
Question: What do cold viruses enjoy most about baseball games?
Answer: The Seventh Inning Strep!
Question: What do cooks like most about baseball?
Answer: The infield fry rule!
Question: Why are vampires so good at baseball?
Answer: Because they can turn into bats!
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