Rope joke for kids
A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake.
The waiter said "Are you a rope?"
The rope said "Yes."
The waiter said "We don't serve ropes."
So, the rope went out and burnt off his ends and tied himself into a knot. The rope went back into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake.
The waiter asked "Are you a rope?".
The rope said "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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