Stupid questions joke

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered as a hostage situation?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone would clean them?

Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the other swimmers drown too?