2012 Olympic jokes for kids

1.The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

2.And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.  (Guy had to read the last word again FrenchMAN?)

3.That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.

4.Old Olympic skiers never die. They just go downhill.

5.Paralympics: 'They're making great strides with their swimming'.

6.The late start for this final is due to the time.

7.Watch the time - it gives you an indication of just how fast they are running (Ron Pickering).

8.Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition does not like it.  In fact you can see it all over their faces".