Tickets left at home
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets.
Dad: "Better go home and see if I left the tickets there."
Bobby: "No problem, Dad."
Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.
Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
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