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Sports entrance exam




           UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM



          SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION



            (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)







1. What language is spoken in France?







2. Give a dissertation on the ancient



   Babylonian Empire with particular



   reference to architecture, literature,



   law and social conditions







   -OR-







   give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.







3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:



   (a) build a bridge



   (b) sail the ocean



   (c) lead an army or



   (d) WRITE A PLAY







4. What religion is the Pope? (please check



   only one answer)



   (a) Jewish



   (b) Catholic



   (c) Hindu



   (d) Polish



   (e) Agnostic







5. Metric conversion. How many feet is



   0.0 meters?







6. What time is it when the big hand is



   on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?







7. How many commandments was Moses given?



   (approximately)







8. What are people in America's far north



   called?



(a) Westerners



(b) Southerners



(c) Northerners







9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton







10. Six kings of England have been called



    George, the last one being George the



    Sixth. Name the previous five.







11. Where does rain come from?



     (a) Macy's



     (b) a 7-11



     (c) Canada



     (d) the sky







12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory



    of Relativity?



     (a) yes



     (b) no







13. What are coat hangers used for?







14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National



    Anthem for what country?







15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of



    Dynamic Equilibrium







     -OR-







     Englishspell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.







16. Where is the basement in a three story



    building located?







17. Which part of America produces the



    most oranges?



     (a) New York



     (b) Florida



     (c) Canada



     (d) Wisconsin







18. Advanced math.



    If you have three apples how many apples



    do you have?







19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.)



    stand for?







*You must answer three or more questions



correctly to qualify*



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