Travel conversation joke for kids

Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?

Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?

Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.

Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.