They won not even recognize me

There was this fried egg walking down the street in Havana

minding its own business. It hears some noise behind it,

turns around, and sees a crowd of hungry Cubans in the

distance bearing down on it.

It runs away as fast as its little fried egg legs will

go, when it sees a steak. It yells to the steak, "Run

away! Run away! They'll get you too!" but the steak just

laughs and says, "Shit, they won't even recognize me!"