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Food Jokes

Food jokes about types of food, restaurant menus, cooks, the cost of food, drinking, eating, waiters and much more!

Kids Jokes - Food Jokes

What did the grape do when you stepped on it12/21
What is the only kind of edible key12/21
What did Bacon say to Tomato12/19
What do pancakes and baseball have in common12/18
Why did the lettuce turn red12/18
How do you make fruit punch12/14
Why did the chef get arrested12/11
What do you call a nice french fry12/11
Why did the cookie cry12/11
What did the grape do when you stepped on it12/11
Why can't Potatos hear12/01
Why did the boy throw butter out the window12/01
Where were the first doughnuts fried12/01
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberr11/18
What do Santa's Elves use to cut their pizza11/18
What's the difference between a fish and a piano11/18
What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth11/18
Why did the orange car stop rolling11/07
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finis11/04
Why did Bob throw the butter out the window11/04
What kind of crackers do firefighters put in their11/04
What did the girl do after she drank 8 soda's11/02
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of 11/02
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge11/02
Why did the dog stay away from the grill11/02
Did you hear about the mushroom that moved in next11/02
What is a good gift for a pastry chef10/28
Which is the jam you cannot eat10/28
Where did the french fries go for vacation10/28
Where did the french fries go for vacation10/24

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