A parrot is out of control

A parrot is out of control,what funny things would happen?Let us read:

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbors turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act. The neighbors knock on the door and explain what the Parrot was up to. The owners reprimand the parrot and tell him if he doesn't stop it, they will have to shave his head. That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out again and screws his neighbor's turkeys again.The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head. The next day at the farmer's daughters wedding, to please the relative, who had given them the parrot, they sit the parrot on the piano and tell him that he should greet all the guests and direct them to their seats in the church.The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's guests to the left and Bride's guests to the right."Until finally two bald men arrive and then he announces, "And you two Turkey fuckers up on the piano with me!!!"