Two roaches

A joke about two roaches.The best humor:

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion
about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean!
The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt
anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.""Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"