whose bird was sick

There was a man whose bird was sick.The best humor:

There was a man who walked into the vet's office and he said his bird was sick, so the doctor put the stethoscope to the bird and said"your bird is dead then the man was crying and said how could he be dead, he's not dead all you did was put a stethoscope to him, the doctor shrugged and left. A few moments later he came back with a laborador and the dog smelled it and left, next he came in with a cat then left. A few moments later he came back with a 250$ bill, the man just went bolistic and said how can it be that much you didn't do anything, the vet said it would have been 25$ because you didn't think it was dead, so I gave it a lab report and a cat scan.