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Vet analysis

A man takes his rabbit to the vet........:

A man takes his rabbit to the vet and asks "Is it dead?"The vet looks, and says "Yes".
The man then asks for a second opinion, at which point the vet presses a button under his desk and in walks a labrador dog.He goes over to the rabbit, sniffs at it, shakes his head and walks away.
The vet then presses another button scruffy old moggy who sniffs the rabbit, paws at it, attempts to hunt it and then shakes it`s head.The vet then says to the man "That will be £80 please".
The man (incredulous) says "What do you mean £80?"
The vet says "It would have been only £10 for the consultation but you did insist on the lab report and the cat scan."

You will like this section very soon if you love animals or have a pet. Some animal jokes are the best kids jokes. This section includes pet jokes, dog, cat, mouse, bird, ant, crow and so on. Enjoy our collection of hilarious animal jokes for kids and laugh along with the pure humor and classic jokes related to our friends living in the animal kingdom.

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