Giraffe and Bible joke
The devout zookeeper lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out at the zoo.
Three weeks later, a giraffe walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The zookeeper couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the giraffe's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the giraffe. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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