Bird joke list 02

Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What bird tastes just like butter?
A: A stork!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!