Reptile joke list 06

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!

Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!

What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!

How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!