Elephant jokes for kids

Question: Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
Answer: In his trunk!

Question: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Answer: Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

Question: How are elephants and trees alike?
Answer: They both have trunks!

Question: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Answer: Stuck!

Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Answer: Time to get a new bed!

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Question: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Answer: Its shadow!

Question: Where does a ten ton elephant sit?
Answer: Anywhere it wants to!

Question: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Answer: Take away his credit card!

Question: What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?
Answer: Squash!

Question: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Answer: It just gave a little wine!

Question: What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
Answer: An elephant's shadow.

Question: Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
Answer: To hide in a bag of M&M's.

Question: Why did the elephant leave the circus?
Answer: He was tired of working for peanuts.

Question: Why are elephants wrinkled?
Answer: Because they don't fit on a ironing board!

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