Which end to kick
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.
The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done.
"Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to find out which end to kick."
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