Business one-liners 102

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

When your opponent is down, kick him.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? - G. Gordon Liddy

Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.