Two construction workers
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These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left
early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next
Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when
Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The
one offered the other to join him down at the bar, but he decided to just
head on home. When he arrived home, he heard a noise from up stairs. When
he reached the top of the stairs, he noticed that the noise was coming
from the bedroom. He opened the door and saw his boss sleeping with his
wife, so he quietly closed the door and headed back down the stairs and
out the front door. He made his way down to the bar to see if his friend
was still there and he was. His friend asked, "I thought you were headed
home?" The man replied, "I did, but this is the last time I ever leave
work early again." His friend asked, "Why's that?" The man replied, "I
almost got caught by the boss."