The best humor

The best humor!Enjoy it:

After spending 3-1/2hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a
toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection-a
baseball bat-to the cash register."Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
"Cash,"I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness,I explained,
"I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."
"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going
back there?"