Ford jokes of the day 1

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.