Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked."Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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