Actual newspaper headlines 01

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked¨CThief Gives Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door¨CDoctors Pull Him Through

Latin Course To Be Canceled¨CNo Interest Among Students, Et Al.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Croupiers On Strike¨CManagement: "No Big Deal"

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails¨CFans Protest