New classroom joke for kids

A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello, what's your name?"

And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour."

The teacher told him that she doesn't allow that kind of language in her classroom.

Jeffrey tells her again that his last name is really "Fuckhour" and that she can go ask his little brother in kindergarden.

So the teacher tells her class to read chapter 4 while she goes to find Jeffrey's little brother. She walks into a kindergarden class, where the teacher had stepped out for a moment and wasn't there, so she asks, "Hi class, is there a Fuckhour in
here?"

One of the kids yells out "No! There's not even a cookie break!"