A three-legged dog
Have you ever heard A three-legged dog?Here has one:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,"How much for a beer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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