Bar puns
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I"ll have a beer...and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Pun is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings. It is also called paronomasia. Puns are a common source of humor in jokes and comedy shows. It takes a while for kids to use puns. Only practice can help them improve their language skills. We provide so many pun jokes in this section. And some of the funny