Sometimes I feel like a teepee
"Doctor, I don't understand what's going on with me. It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee."
The doctor thinks about it for a while and then urges the man to continue.
So, the man continues, "And sometimes I feel like a wigwam."
To which the doctor says, "I wouldn't worry about it, Fred, you're just two tents."
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