Two huge suitcases story
A man carrying two huge suitcases to meet with a circus boss to apply for a job. The boss asked:
"What do you know?"
The man took out some big stones from one of the suitcases, threw the stones high in the air and used his head to catch the stones.
The boss nodded. Great. What is in the other suitcase?
"Painkiller!"
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