[Short story]Japanese in India joke
Once a Japanese came to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a taxi and asked the driver to take him to the airport.
On the way, a Toyota car passed them very fast, the Japanese yelled "Toyota" made in Japan very fast. Then the Mitsubishi passed, the Japanese again yelled "Mitsubishi" made in Japan very fast. On the 3rd time, he yelled again when he saw another Japanese car.
The taxi driver got angry but he didn't say anything.
When they reached the airport, the taxi driver asked a charge of 800 rupees. The Japanese exclaimed: "What! That is too much."
The Indian driver yelled back loudly: Meter, made in India, very, very fast!