[Short story]Waiting in a restaurant

There was a guy waiting for a waiter in a restaurant. He waited for 2 hours, no waiter came, and finally a hot girl waiter is standing near the cashier¡­

Guy: Ummm¡­ excuse, is there any waiter here? Cause no waiter is taking my order¡­

Girl: Owww¡­ I thought you are the waiter?

Guy: What no, I'm a customer¡­

Girl: This is what I meant, you waited right, so that means you are a waiter¡­

Guy: What¡­?!