Zip, Willy and Pee short story
There were 3 boys named Zip, Willy and Pee.
They were playing in a schoolroom one day, Zip was on top of a large cupboard whilst Willy was inside the large cupboard breaking things. All the while Pee was dancing around being generally stupid.
The teacher walked in and saw, she exclaimed, ¡± Zip down, Willy out, and Pee in the corner!¡±
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