60th marriage aniversary joke
Once upon a time, there was an old couple (both 80 years old) celebrating their 60th marriage aniversary at a very fancy restaurant.
A little fairy show up and said: "I'm so impress by your true love, I wanted to give each one of you a wish. Ma'am, what would you like to wish for? "
Lady: "I want to have a cruise with my lovely husband to the rest of the world."
Fairy: "Granted." POOMˇ.2 tickets showed up on their table.
Fairy: "Sir, what would you like to wish for?"
Old man: "Sighˇ..sorry, honey please forgive me, I want to have a wife that is 60 years younger than me."
The fairy was all mad, the wife was crying and sad.
Fairy: "OK, Granted."
POOMˇ.turned the old guy into 140 years old.