Summer job joke
A kid needs a summer job so she goes to a old rich man. Hi! I need a summer job. I'll paint ur porch for $50 dollars.
Man: $50 dollars? Ok!
The man then goes to work, comes home three hours later to find his porsche all white.
Man: What did you do to my car?!
Kid: I said I was going to paint your porsche.
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